Joke of the Week: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

by Laurie Laurendeau on July 5, 2012

JOKE: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

ANSWER:  A slow poke!

EXPLANATION:  A turtle is a slow moving animal, and a porcupine can poke you with its quills.  A “slow poke” is someone who is very slow.

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